Season Previews: Kansas City Royals

With Opening Day upon us, we're finally getting around to wrapping up our Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving along with our preview of the American League Central, here's a sneak peek at the Kansas City Royals.

Sorry about that
Hilarious eCard but
We couldn't resist

Jonathan Broxton
Will close now that Soria
Will have Tommy John

We LOL'ed when
Kansas City gave Bruce Chen
Nine Million dollars

Then there's Hochevar
Paulino, Danny Duffy
Luis Mendoza

Jonathan Sanchez
Was acquired via trade
So long Cabrera

Hosmer at first base
Moustakas across the field
Butler will DH

Getz up the middle
With Alcides Escobar
Betancourt backs up

Jeff Francoeur in right
Lorenzo Cain in center
Gordon starts in left

Jason Bourgeois and
Humberto Quintero on
The bench with Maier

The Royals haven't
Been to the postseason since

It's gonna be tough
To beat the Detroit Tigers
And take the Central

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Nice pic.

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