Season Previews: Chicago White Sox

With another baseball season just around the corner, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League Central, get a load of the 2012 Chicago White Sox.

Goodbye Mark Buehrle
And so long Carlos Quentin
Adios Ozzie

Danks, Floyd and Peavy
Phil Humber and Chris Sale
Matt Thornton closes

Crain, Ohman and Reed
Stewart, Santiago and
Nate Jones in the pen

Konerko at first
Morel across the diamond
Adam Dunn's DH

Gordon Beckham and
Ramirez turning DPs
Escobar rides pine

Check out the outfield
Dayan Viciedo and
Fukudome too

Alex Rios and
Alejandro De Aza
Oh and Lillibridge

Last but not least is
Everyone's favorite bleach blonde
A.J. Pierzynski

Under .500
In 2011
Good luck Ventura

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Anonymous said...

Nice tat, dork.

Sooze said...

I'm sure it looks super badass when she looks in the mirror.

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