3.13.2012

Season Previews: San Francisco Giants


With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League West, here is a sneak peak at the 2012 San Francisco Giants.

Oh my gosh Zito
Who told you to take that pic?
It's ridiculous

Buster Posey's back!
Missed his adorable face
Glad his leg's alright

Angel Pagan came
Aboard by trade with the Mets
He's a switch-hitter

Jonathan Sanchez
Swapped for Melky Cabrera
Schierholtz in right field

Speaking of pay days
We love Big Time Timmy Jim
With all of our heart

So long Pat the Bat
You'll enjoy retirement
Learn to play guitar! ----->

Fairies, unicorns
Ninjas and Brian Wilson
And a leprechaun

Matt Cain, Vogelsong
And Madison Bumgarner
Maybe Clay Hensley

Affeldt and Mota
Santiago Casilla
Sergio Romo

Aubrey Huff still plays?
Well... he's only 36
Thought he was older

Sanchez at second
With Brandon Crawford at short
Maybe Theriot

Kung Fu Panda will
Hold down third base and eat those
Who try to steal it

The SF Giants
Have a good shot at winning
The NL West crown

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3 comments:

Donna said...

Ugh, the photo that will not go away.

Sooze said...

Not if I can help it. :)

westsideculture said...

I like that photo. not like in a man crush kind of way.

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