12.19.2011

Testosterone Medication Allegedly to Blame for Ryan Braun's Failed Drug Test


We've been waiting a while to weigh in on the whole Ryan Braun deal lately, mostly because we couldn't find a credible source with any real information to cite. Now that a few semi-major news outlets have suggested the Milwaukee Brewers left fielder may have been prescribed a medication containing testosterone which made him fail one random test and then pass the second, we're gonna throw in our two or three cents.

Not that it's any of our business, but I'm sure you're wondering just like us, what possible secret ailments could Braun have that require synthetic testosterone for treatment?

The obvious conclusion for some asinine sports blogs out there is that he has herpes. Of course. First of all, page views and hits will never be so important to us that we would create a rumor that a player has a sexually transmitted disease in the hopes people will visit our site and spread the rumor... kind of like herpes. That would be stupid and irresponsible... kind of like having unprotected sex.

There are many illnesses and issues in which testosterone is used as a treatment and/or cure. Since we're too lazy to speculate, we'll just sit back and wait to see if Braun decides to share the news with the public after his appeal, if this is indeed the case. Either way, he'll most likely be suspended for 50 games to start off the 2012 season; it's still his responsibility to know exactly what he's putting into his body and to make sure it's within MLB regulations.

Herpes. How dumb.

[Big League Stew]

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read that same article and was appalled not only by its content, but by how poorly it was written. The "writer" added that question mark to the title much, much later too. Ass.

KT said...

Amen.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully his suspension will be reduced to 25 games or something. I realize he's responsible for knowing what's in the medication he's taking (hope he changes doctors now) but if he honestly wasn't using it to enhance his performance, then he should be cut some slack.

Jason said...

Would you rather be known as a cheater or a guy who has herpes?

Anonymous said...

Guy who has herpes.

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