Season Previews: Tampa Bay Rays

With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the American League East, here are the Tampa Bay Rays.

Rays wish it was still
‘08, AL Champs, in the
Series. Awesome year.

Two thousand nine was
Another winning season
But they came in third.

Doesn’t matter how
Good they are this year, or how
Great the team can be.

Doomed to come in third.
Again. Even with talent
like Longoria.

Sucks to be in the
AL East with the Yankees
And Sox fat payrolls.

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