Season Previews: Kansas City Royals

With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the American League Central, here are the Kansas City Royals.

Poor Kansas City
Year after year after year
They suck more and more.

Last winning season
Was two-thousand-three, and
They only placed third.

Signed Kendall, Ankiel,
And Scott Posednik this year.
Maybe that will help.

How long before they
Lose Greinke to the Yankees?
Cy Youngs cost a lot.

At least fans can be
Entertained watching mascots
Detach retinas.

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Anonymous said...

Hey, at least we won't lose ZG to the Yankees -- he would hate the media market more than he would want the money. I see him going to the Braves, Angels (2nd fiddle in that market), or Mariners in the future.

Sooze said...

AWESOME Marea. :)

Megs said...

Great point anonymous, he would flip the hell out in the east coast limelight!

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