8.06.2009

Ortiz To Hold News Conference With Weiner

liar, liar pants on fire.David Ortiz owes his fans (and the people who could care less) an explanation as to why he alledegly tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs back in 2003.

The Boston Red Sox semi-slugger, along with future players' union head honcho Michael Weiner will hold a news conference this Saturday (in enemy territory) at Yankee Stadium just before the series finale.

According to Big Papi, the union confirmed the presence of his name on the infamous court-sealed 2003 steroids list last week. He has had very little to say since then, but I believe we can let his bat do the talking.

.225/15/61

Just sayin'.

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4 comments:

Megs said...

weiner.

Jacob said...

That was Sooze's dick joke for the week, since Wang isn't around to entertain her these days.

Melissa said...

".225/15/61 Just sayin'."

Amen to that sister. He needs to hang em up like now.

Anonymous said...

That shirt is TERRIBLE.

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