4.21.2009

The Imminent Return of Man Muscles


rawr.First of all, I suppose I should dish out a little background info for those of you who think I'm a giant nerd for referring to Joe Mauer as "Man Muscles". Remember back in June of 2006 when the Minnesota Twins catcher went 2-for-3 against the Los Angeles Dodgers to spike his season average to .396? Of course you do.

This prompted former Twins center fielder Torii Hunter to blurt out,

"What Joe Mauer's doing is sick. He's 23 years old. What's he going to do when he gets man muscles?"

The name stuck... with me and Bat-girl anyhow. Now that we have that out of the way, let's talk about the stud backstop's injury and his projected May 1st return to baseball.

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4 comments:

Marea said...

Just had another Joegasm.
Get well soon, my sweet Joey!

Megs said...

Come back, Joe! We need you!!

Sooze said...

Speaking of Bat-girl, I had to bust this link out for old time's sake. I miss her!!

The Neshek Shuffle: A Reenactment

Bassmaster said...

nice link on espn sooz!

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