10.15.2008

Jose Canseco is a Criminal

cheesiest headshot award.Let's take a moment to make fun of that head shot.

Okay.

Jose Canseco has been charged with drug smuggling. That sounds pretty exciting and everything, until you read further and find out he was busted trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Tijuana, Mexico.

But Canseco wasn't trying to make babies. Thank god. Apparently, this specific drug (human chorionic gonadotropin) is banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency because it helps restore production of testosterone in steroid users.

Blah Blah Fertility Drugs. Blah Blah Steroids.

[Union Tribune] | [Jose Canseco's Pool Parties] | [TMZ]

5 Comments:

Kaitlynn said...

That headshot has douchebag written all over it.

Jacob said...

I prefer the term "dickbag". It's douchebag and dick, all wrapped up in one, offensive word.

Anonymous said...

If Jose Canseco has anymore illegitamate children, we're all doomed.

Sooze said...

As much as I hate Canseco, at least he was honest about his steroid use... even though he used his honesty to manipulate the media into giving him money for the stupid books he wrote and even more stupid public appearances he makes for the benefit of throwing his former teammates under the bus.

Nevermind, he's a dick.

Andy P. said...

I feel sorry for Canseco. Canseco wasnt the 1st person to use steroids in baseball. He didnt introduce them to baseball. He was just the 1st person to talk about it openly. Steroids have been in baseball since the mid 20's. I dont condone his use of steroids, but I do admire his honesty even when he knew he was going to take the heat for it.