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9.24.2008

No More Mustachio

Todd Jones has decided to retire at season's end.

The 40-year-old Detroit Tigers closer revealed his future (in an incredibly positive manner) in the latest issue of the Sporting News magazine.

"So this is it," he wrote. "If you’re a Tigers fan, I’ll never stress you out again. If you’re not a Tigers fan, you’ll never have me as your ace in the hole, convinced I’ll blow a lead against your team."

/collective sigh of relief uttered in Motor City.

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6 Comments:

Marea said...

That mustache can't mask his lack of self esteem...
Maybe he'll end up with a lucrative career doing anti-depressant ads?

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