9.02.2008

Go Straight to Your Room Young Man


The apple never falls too far...

Koby Clemens, backstop son of Roger Clemens, and two other minor league teammates were arrested and thrown in the slammer this weekend after wreaking havoc at a restaurant in Salem, Virginia, home of the Class-A Salem Avalanche.

Rocket Jr., first baseman Mark Ori and catcher Jimmy Goethals were cuffed in the parking lot of Mac and Bob's Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct while Goethals was charged with assault and battery.

I'm sure everyone was sober and the other guy had it coming.

[Bleacher Report] | [Deadspin] | [The Big Lead] | [The Fanhouse]

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

He looks like a dick. Or maybe he just has downs syndrome?

Sooze said...

Oh sure anonymous, pick on the retarded kid.

Troy Patterson said...

Who did he steal that Elite Camp hat from? Three years in A ball is not Elite.

Bruce said...

I'm the one who gave TBL(and maybe Deadspin) the heads up on this story, since I live just up the road from Salem. When I first saw the story on the news, it didn't surprise me one bit, to be honest. Besides, it's one of Clemens' kids; go figure, huh? Mac and Bob's considers itself a family restaurant, but just like every other "family" place, it's had its share of undesirables over the years.
My SIL'S brother was a cook there a few years back, so he's let us in on a few of the stories.

Bassmaster said...

Koby Clemens, bastard son of Roger Clemens...

There, fixed.

Deaner said...

What a piece of work... just like his dad.

randball's stu said...

It's a shame Lizzy isn't alive to see this.

Sooze said...

She died from working too much.

SanDiegoMark said...

Little Koby's in jail? I'm sure Roger will blame his personal trainer again. Or maybe it's Roger's wife's fault. Can't be Koby's fault, nooo.