The Rocket's Sordid Underbelly

I am such a douche, it's got to be some sort of big league record.It just keeps getting better for our buddy Roger Clemens.

The New York Daily News reported Sunday that Clemens had a 10-year affair with country singer Mindy McCready, who was 15 years old when the relationship began. That's right. While Debbie was at home raising kids and bedazzling shit, Roger was [allegedly] humping a teenager.

If true, all this really does is confirm that Clemens is a total douchebag, which could come in handy in a defamation suit.

Apparently, it was "love at first sight" when they first met in a karaoke bar she was performing in. Classy.

Are we surprised at this point? Not so much. I suppose we should be a bit shocked that as a 28-year-old man, he saw nothing wrong with having sex with a young girl, but I'm not the morality police.

Your thoughts, Chris Hansen?

Update: McCready has come forward and spoken with the Daily News about the allegations of the affair, which she claims are all facts. Could be a publicity stunt for a washed-up country singer, could be totally true. The optimist in me wants to believe that it's true, cause who doesn't love some day-time drama? She totally dumped Dean Cain for him in 1998.

ALSO! You have to listen to/watch Ryan Parker's hilarious parody of McCready's only hit, "Guys Do It All the Time" over at Bugs & Cranks. Well worth it.

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randball's stu said...

Thank you, Sooze.

I'm no relationship expert, but following up "throwing you under the bus in front of the United States Congress" with "underage slump buster" is going to be a work area for most marriages.