Season Preview: Pittsburgh Pirates

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

The only team that's
Dumb enough to give Byung
Hyun a baseball

Shithole Pittsburgh feels
Like this year will end the suck
Not very likely

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