Season Preview: Oakland Athletics

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

Emil Brown doing the hustleWell how about that!
The Oakland Athletics are
Forty years old now

Huston Street is great
Duchscherer is hard to spell
...even for Justin

Embree is old school
Can't believe he's still pitching
Serious? Keith Foulke?

Jack Cust is awesome
He's great at denying stuff
and hitting longballs!

Kiko Calero?
Ryan Sweeney is quite large
A's will take second

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Stephen said...

Emil Brown, always hustlin.