Season Preview: Kansas City Royals

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

The KC Royals
Boast Gil Meche as their big ace
But that's about it

Mark Grudzielanek
Takes up a whole line just like
David DeJesus

Jimmy Gobble has
an unfortunate last name
Mahay still plays ball?

Man the Royals suck
120 bombs
Total last season

That's why they call it
Rebuilding for the future
Better luck someday

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Bassmaster said...

The Nats and the Rays would like to challenge the Royals to a fight to the death for the suckiest baseball team in the world award.

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