Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.
The KC Royals
Boast Gil Meche as their big ace
But that's about it
Mark Grudzielanek
Takes up a whole line just like
David DeJesus
Jimmy Gobble has
an unfortunate last name
Mahay still plays ball?
Man the Royals suck
120 bombs
Total last season
That's why they call it
Rebuilding for the future
Better luck someday
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3.01.2008
Season Preview: Kansas City Royals
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The Nats and the Rays would like to challenge the Royals to a fight to the death for the suckiest baseball team in the world award.
These get better and better the worse the teams are.
Oh, yeah. "The Future". Sell that one somewhere else, Mr. Glass. We've heard it all before.
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