Season Preview: Detroit Tigers

Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

The Detroit Tigers
Are going to dominate
Baseball this season

Their batting order?
Hardcore from top to bottom
Their pitching? Watch out!

D-Train is in town
Bonderman and Verlander
Zoom out 'til July

Gambler is old
Doesn't know when to fold 'em
Still gas in that tank

Maggs is so pretty
Best hair in Motor City
Granderson is tough

Watch out for Detroit
Cause they might go all the way
Quote me on that one

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Jake the Snake said...

HELL YEAH WOMAN! Tigers are going all the way this year!