Season Preview: Baltimore Orioles

With less than a month left until Spring Training starts, it's time once again for Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

Mitchell named some names
Roberts agrees he did it
But just the one time

Tejada to 'Stros
Congress investigates him
Just dodged that bullet

Markakis is hot
Millar thinks he plays for Sox
Cabrera loco

Crazy rumors fly
Still waiting on Bedard trade
Dance with Mariners

In MacPhail they trust?
Everyone agrees on this:
Angelos sucks ass


Sooze said...

First, genius haiku. Second, poor O's fans. So many terrible shenanignans!