Commenter Predicts Future, Bonds Homers

Please direct your attention to a post from 2 days ago entitled Swinging Hard Lumber, where San Francisco Giants fan Andrew went on record in the comments that A-Rod and Bonds would hit their big homers on the same day.

Ding!

Except, he also predicted Tom Glavine would earn career win #300 the same day. That didn't happen since Glavine doesn't pitch until tomorrow, but 2 outa' 3 ain't bad, buddy!

The controversial slugger homered off San Diego Padres starter Clay Hensley in the second inning with a short, powerful swing the opposite way. With an unpleasant-sounding mixture of cheers and jeers, several fans held up asterisk signs as Bud Selig stood with his hands in his pockets.

So, it's over. And we guess, congratulations to Barry Bonds* on tying the great Henry Aaron's home run record. No matter how he did it, love him or hate him, he did it.

Seven-hundred and fifty-five is a pretty big number. Even for 22 years. So... how long will it take him to break it, Andrew?


* By the way, watch out world. Andrew also says the Cubs are going to win the World Series, which will bring on Armageddon. Scary stuff.

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