Commenter Predicts Future, Bonds Homers

The controversial slugger homered off San Diego Padres starter Clay Hensley in the second inning with a short, powerful swing the opposite way. With an unpleasant-sounding mixture of cheers and jeers, several fans held up asterisk signs as Bud Selig stood with his hands in his pockets.

So, it's over. And we guess, congratulations to Barry Bonds* on tying the great Henry Aaron's home run record. No matter how he did it, love him or hate him, he did it.

Seven-hundred and fifty-five is a pretty big number. Even for 22 years. So... how long will it take him to break it, Andrew?


* By the way, watch out world. Andrew also says the Cubs are going to win the World Series, which will bring on Armageddon. Scary stuff.

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