7.27.2007

Return Of The Blowhard

Everyone's favorite self-fellating hurler, Curt Schilling is expected to rejoin the Boston Red Sox rotation on August 5th for the series finale against the Seattle Mariners at Safeco Field.

After suffering from right shoulder tendinitis, Schilling made his second rehab start for the AAA Pawtucket Sox on Thursday, allowing two hits over five scoreless innings, retiring the first 14 batters he faced.

The veteran righty, who left the majors with a 6-4 record and 4.20 ERA, will make one more minor league start on July 31st against the Columbus Clippers.

We've really missed his name in the lights every two seconds, so we're thrilled for his return. Lizzy especially.

However, we still recommend he attend BA meetings.

[Boston Herald] | [38 Pitches] | [100% Injury Rate]

Ballhype: hype it up!

2 Comments:

loren said...

Curt Schilling realized there was something distinct about the way he speaks.

Megs said...

Schilling reminds me of Chewbacca, too.