What's that? You suddenly forgot you had a prior engagement?
Oh. Well, it's a good thing you have TiVO! Also, it's incredibly fortunate that whether you watch it live or not, we have prepared a list to help you make the most boring draft in the history of sports ten times more exciting.
Top 10 Ways To Make The Draft Even More Awesome Than It Already Is...
10. Take a nap.
9. Smoke some grass.
8. Invite strippers over.
7. Count Bud Selig's liver spots.
6. Drink beer.
5. Scratch yourself in inappropriate places.
4. Change the channel.
3. Take shots.
2. Live blog it.
1. Drink more beer and pass out.
[MLB Genuine Draft at The Dugout]