"Sidney Ponson is like butter! Like a big stick of butter!" [10,000 Takes]"More pressing would be the Yanks' pitching problems, with another lame start, this time courtesy of Kei Igawa, who deflects it by asking not to be compared to Daisuke Matsuzaka." [Signal To Noise]"Two more steals, and he ties last year's three steal total! Shoot for four, old man!" [Sports Bastards]"So how are you going to celebrate your 62nd Birthday? Have a CD release party at a bar in Boston??? Sweet." [Awful Announcing]"We [also] would like to nominate either Fernando Cabrera or Fausto Carmona for the part of Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn and Casey Blake for the role of Roger Dorn." [RandBall]"As you can see, he’s much better at guitar than he is at playing the outfield." [River Ave. Blues]"I just can't believe that piece of junk ate my $14.5 million again." [The Dugout]"I have been a closet (OK, maybe that’s not the right word) A-Rod fan for a while now..." [We Are The Postmen]"This could be a result of the fact that he was born in Bad Kissingen, Germany, where a square face is considered the height of Teutonic engineering." [The Extrapolater]"My quality of life improves by a margin of approximately 27.5% the moment baseball begins each year..." [Yankees Chick]"First off, I am not a Imus fan... in fact, I think the guy is a shriveled prune who needs a haircut..." [Stiles Points]
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Sidney Ponson looks like he ATE a stick of butter. Or two.
Or rubbed it all over his body! Did you see the sweat pouring out of that man?!
Sidney Ponson = baseball's John Daly?
I say yes.
I love that picture, by the way.
STN - that's a pretty good comparison... they both have manboobs.
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