4.19.2007

Happy Birthday Joe

'I think there's room for two in this hammock, Sooze'
Joe, I created an amazing photo montage for you, but just as I was about to hit enter, the stripper I bought you for your 24th birthday sat on my keyboard and erased the entire post.

Yeah Baby. THey're real.So I'll instead just say that I think you're the best. You're my hometown hero. You're the batting champ. You look just as hot in a hammock as you do as a backstop, and I hope you're behind the plate for a long time. And man, is that a sweet swing.

Grrrrrrrrr



Oh yeah... Happy Birthday to you too, Dennys Reyes. You're one scary dude.

Ballhype: hype it up!

7 Comments:

Megs said...

So hot.

Suss said...

You have not adequately explained what you did with the stripper.

rstiles said...

Denny Reyes looks like Rich Garces - El Guapo

Sooze said...

Yeah Stiles, I'm not sure how guapo either of them are...

And Sussman! Use your imagination for crying out loud!

deborah said...

sooze, fess up. YOU'RE the stripper you ordered for man muscles' birthday.

Sooze said...

It's true. I can't hide it any longer.

Lizzy said...

I would hit that fifty ways from next weekend.