Season Preview: The Florida Marlins

Moving right along with our season preview haiku's on the nature-loving NL East is a look at the upcoming season.

Drunk on the D-Train
New closer is Julio
Cabrera at third
A no-no for Anibal?
Uggla ain't Ugly
But Felix's fastball is
Ramirez at short
The Marlins sucked last season
And they'll suck this year



kerrie said...

This one is BY FAR my favorite season preview.

Any haiku that starts out with "drunk on the d-train" gets my vote.

George Bush Ate My Puppy said...


Megs said...

Haha, well done lady.