Good morning. Wait, it is not a good morning, what am I saying? The Patriots defense rolled over and died last night, and I'm surprised Phil Simms could even speak while verbally blowing Peyton Manning.
But I digress...11 year veteran, notorious fight-picker and starting right fielder Trot Nixon has joined Keith "Burger King" Foulke on the Cleveland Indians for next season. During his tenure with the Red Sox, Nixon hit .278 with 133 homers and 523 RBIs in 982 games.
Best of luck, Christopher Trotman Nixon, and I look forward to seeing you deck Tanyon Sturtze sometime in the near future.